No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers. It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. It is illegal to snooze on a train. Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present. [Why does this law exist?] According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag. If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined. Roadkill may be taken home for supper. [Why does this law exist?] Whistling underwater is prohibited.
	Alderson One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash. Nicholas County No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service. Huntington Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. Not more than one cent may be charged per cow crossing a river. [Get the full text of this law.] You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. It is illegal to milk another person's cow. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

	Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. [See a cartoon! Small (14k) / Medium (28k) / Large (16k)] Bathhouses are against the law. [Get the full text of this law.] [Why does this law exist?] It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Women may not drive in a house coat. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants. [Get the full text of this law.] In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs. [Get the full text of this law.]
	Arcadia Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. [Why does this law exist?] Alhambra You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. Baldwin Park Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Belvedere City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." [Why does this law exist?] Blythe You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. Burlingame It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds. Carmel Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor) Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. Chico Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Downey It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995). Hollywood It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. Lafayette You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person. Lodi It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String". Lompoc It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace. [Why does this law exist?] Long Beach Cars are the only item allowed in a garage. It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. Los Angeles It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. You may not hunt moths under a street light. It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. Toads may not be licked. [Why does this law exist?] It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. Zoot suits are prohibited. [Why does this law exist?] Ontario Roosters may not crow in the city limits. Pacific Grove Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. [Why does this law exist?] Palm Springs It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM. Pasadena It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. Prunedale Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house. Redlands Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it. Riverside One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. San Diego It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar. The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. San Francisco Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. San Jose It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595 Santa Monica You may not play percussion instruments on the beach. Temecula Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times